Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Medieval Justice. Or is it Texas Hold-em?

Apparently deciding that saber-rattling, threats of annihilation & an ill-trimmed beard are not enough to terrify the Western World into submission, Iranian President Ahmadinejhad today invoked the ancient, Middle Eastern punishment of hand severing for all who dare oppose his vision of the world.

President Bush, seeing that A-jhad's stack of uranium chips is getting almost as large as his own, is expected to demand the Iranian leader be immediately crucified.


Anonymous Naymit said...

crucifixion is to follow a fair trial, I hope.

12:37 PM  
Blogger Josh said...

Welcome to the cbyer-fray. Long overdue.

I look forward to the rants (drunken or otherwise...).

1:26 PM  
Anonymous Karen said...

Please, Mike, be fair to our President, he did not say that he reads the newspaper, he reads only the front page. You can't really avoid that, everyone else is holding it up in your face.

2:39 PM  

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