GREAT MAN THEORY

You know, George Bush's statement that he's the decider and he decides what's best, allows snarksters like me to call him the Decider-in-Chief, leading easily to a sophmoric label like The DIC. Oh well, it's a tough job.

But getting head in the Oval Office raises the possibilities of stupid, phallic humor to unforeseen heights. Therefore, ladies & gentlemen, may I present to you the second installment of The New York Post Headline Of The Day:

"Well Hung: Bubba's Hip New Portrait Unveiled"

Sometimes a cigar's a cigar. And sometimes it's not. I'm not sure which in this case.