HONEY, I'LL BE READY IN JUUUUST ONE SECOND . . .

Scientists have shown that girls outperform boys in performing "timed tasks." According to the results, "the difference is most pronounced among pre-teens and teenagers." Ya think so?

Indeed, the results of my informal, "I'm Married To, And Live With, An Adult Female" Study indicate that the observed differences certainly do not survive into adulthood.