Wednesday, August 23, 2006

IMAGINE THE HEADLINES IF THIS BABY REACHES DALLAS

The 2006 hurricane season seems to be brewing after a pleasant break from last season's horror. All snark aside, you'd think the combination of the Katrina debacle plus upcoming midterm elections would mean a strong response should this, or another monster, make landfall in a major population center.

But I've learned to expect the unexpected from our officials.

(Note: the storm in the picture is not Tropical Storm Debby. Or maybe it is. But if so, I'm not aware of it.)

4 Comments:

Blogger DED said...

It's not Debby. She isn't as organized as the storm in the photo is.

12:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You see, this is why I knew that disclaimer was not only recommended, but necessary.

And you're right, that Debby is such a flake, I tell you. She couldn't organize a convention of people suffering from OCD.

12:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The strong government response has been made. They are refining gasoline at a high rate to keep prices low before the election. If the big one hits they'll say: "See how smart weeuns is?"

1:42 PM  
Blogger DED said...

I'm not too sure we're gonna have a big one this year. The Atlantic's been too quiet.

12:32 PM  

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