Saturday, October 21, 2006

SHE ONLY LOVES HIM FOR HIS DOGGY STYLE

In a story more bizarre than anything else, we learn from AP that a Tacoma WA man finds himself under arrest for having sex with the family's four year-old pit bull terrier, after his wife took cell phone photos of her husband boinking the pooch on the back porch.

Ms. McKenzie was unavailable for comment.

Now, I'm not here to advocate that the Ward Cleavers of the world should be given free rein (a longer leash?) to schtupp Fluffy or Rex whenever he feels like it. After all, the attached story seems to show that the pit bull terrier was "squealing and crying" as the lady of the house snapped photos. I don't think animals have "rights," but there's no call to inflict cruelty on them.

So maybe a citation or a "ticket"? Maybe take the dog away? But under Washington state's new bestiality law, this is a felony. This poor sap, who's so royally screwed-up that he fucks dogs, is now facing a felony conviction, meaning he could go to jail! That's too much.

And, if you scroll down to the end of the article, you see that Washington instituted this felony bestiality law last year because a man died after having sex with a horse. The horse didn't die, he did! If we've now reached the point where we need to alter criminal codes to protect those who want to sleep with Trigger, well I think our priorities may be a tad off.

8 Comments:

Anonymous John Royal said...

And in the life imitating art, or is that art imitating life, I just read in the NY Times about a Bobcat Goldthwait movie where a guy discovers that his fiance once gave her dog a blow job because she was bored.

6:09 PM  
Anonymous Barry said...

I guess I'd better be careful if I ever mention the term 'puppy love' again . . . huh?
That tidbit makes me hang my head for being a Washingtonian. Arrrgh.

12:22 PM  
Anonymous Mike said...

Washington: Saying No To Bestiality For One Year And Counting

You should be proud, actually. Heart-thumping Pride.

1:33 PM  
Blogger lonesomepolecat said...

animal abuse should of course be felonious. i'm proud of Washington state and embarrassed for Tacoma. leave the betrayal of innocents to republicans and meat farmers.

8:17 PM  
Anonymous Mike said...

animal abuse should of course be felonious

Why "of course"? I'm not seeing the self-evidentiality of it. To be clear, as far as you're concerned, screw the pooch in Washington, and you lose your liberty? Go to Jail? Easy as that?

5:56 AM  
Blogger Otto Man said...

David Cross has a great routine about how when Texas legislators voted to criminalize gay sex a few years back, they were also considering a measure to decriminalize beastiality.

"Time for a good, ol'fashioned, Tejas-style dog fuckin' folks!"

10:45 AM  
Anonymous John Royal said...

Yeah, we Texans couldn't outlaw sex with animals because then all of them Texas A&M students and grads wouldn't be able to get any.

1:00 PM  
Anonymous Mike said...

Oh, that Texas humor.

All you need is an Aggie and a farm animal, and the laughs commence.

1:52 PM  

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