IS THAT A PANCAKE IN YOUR WALLET OR ARE YOU JUST HUNGRY TO SEE ME?
Nah, I'm not sure I understand either. Hey, check out the article, it's short.
More importantly, however, could IHOP's liberalizing of its draconian anti-privacy measures be the sign liberty-loving Americans have been waiting for? That Constitutionalism will soon be returning to the Halls of Congress, to the town squares of Middle America, and to the Phone Lines, WiFi Connections and Internet Tubes of our great nation's telecommunications channels?
Or is it just a house of pancakes?
(Get it? Like a house of cards, only this one's a house of pancakes, because IHOP stands for . . . oh, never mind.)