Monday, August 14, 2006

I HAVEN'T DECIDED YET WHETHER TO BLOGROLL HIM

According to BBC News, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has launched his own Blog, called "No Bullshiite: Confessions of an Iranian Badass."

Due to Iran's strict censorship of all internet-based news, commentary, & reportage, A-Jhad kept it simple, sticking to descriptions of his youth. He is reportedly in the midst of impassioned negotiations with members of the Supreme Council, determining to what degree he can go into details regarding his involvment in the 1979 seizure of the American Embassy; his "extremely trippy revelation that one night" during college, when he "experimented with Sufism"; as well as the famously explicit description of his wedding night, a tale with which he's regaled many a cleric friend through the years.

The clerics, it seems, prefer that A-Jhad keep to standard topics, such as The Great Satan, The Zionist Enemy, & the Eternal Battle Against Sunnis.

2 Comments:

Blogger DED said...

Any mention of whether or not he supported the decision to use children to clear mine fields during the Iran-Iraq war?

11:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He admitted to it fully, but it was redacted from the final draft.

12:47 PM  

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