Friday, October 27, 2006


One day after "Sneering" Dick Cheney glibly declared that the decision to treat a suspect to a little "dunk in water" is "a no-brainer," both President Bush and Tony Snow(job) insisted that Dick Cheney did not endorse waterboarding or torture.

One Day Later.

I believe Tony's fictional predecessor told the citizens of Oceania something along the lines of "we're at war with East Asia and allied with Eurasia, we've always been at war with East Asia and allied with Eurasia," mere days before declaring that "we're at war with Eurasia and allied with East Asia, we've always been at war with Eurasia and allied with East Asia."

At this point, how far are we from George Bush saying that 2+2=5, one hour before Dick Cheney explains that 2+2 is actually 3, with Snow declaring the following day that 2+2 has always equaled six, and that both the President and Vice President said as much the day before?

The United States has always resembled the Soviet Union and Red China. We've never had a Constitution or . . .


Blogger Thrillhous said...

What Snow should've said is that Cheney intentionally didn't take his meds yesterday, so anything he said was totally fake.

12:47 PM  
Anonymous Mike said...

Damn, that's a good one!

Thrill, that's so cold I just felt like someone walked over my grave and opened the window simultaneously.

Or maybe I just envisioned Dick Cheney's smirking face, not sure which.

12:55 PM  
Anonymous Barry said...

Always good to see 'clear-headed certainty' at the helm of government, eh?
Even Orwell couldn't have dreamed up such completely insane dialog.
I'm with Andrew Sullivan, when he suggests (no, tells) his fellow 'conservatives,' "Vote Democratic, or stay home."

4:01 PM  
Anonymous Mike said...

We can only hope, we can only hope . . .

4:35 PM  
Blogger DED said...


How about when Snow said, "We could only find 8 instances of when the President said 'stay the course'...." and Countdown, among other came up with 30.

6:30 PM  
Anonymous Mike said...

And weren't the "eight" instances an expansion from the initial "none"?

When it comes to The Truth, the Administration, like the VP during Vietnam, has other priorities.

9:25 PM  
Anonymous Donna said...

The SO has observed how listening to Bush is like reading _1984_: No Child Left Behind is really All Children Left Behind; Homeland Security is Homeland Insecurity; the Patriot Act is the Neocon Fascist Act; Bushbrat saying he's for peace means he's for endless war; and so on. Whatever Bushbrat & Co. say, think exact opposite.

10:21 PM  
Blogger Mr Furious said...

Off-topic. Got this email today:

Hi Everyone,

From now until November 1st, you can watch The Raconteurs' performance at the Electric Ballroom in London for Radio 1's John Peel Night by visiting: BBC Electric Proms

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The Raconteurs newsletter team


11:46 PM  
Anonymous Mike said...


Hard to disagree. What/who is "SO"?


Thanks. I'll check it out if I get a chance. You watched it? Good?

8:23 AM  
Anonymous Donna said...


The SO is Jim, my significant other.

12:10 PM  
Anonymous Mike said...

Ahhhh, yes. I've seen you write that before. Should've remembered.

8:29 AM  

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