Monday, December 11, 2006

WAS SHE PARTYING "ALL NIGHT LONG"? WAS SHE "DANCIN' ON THE CEILING"? DID SHE HAVE "ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES A TEQUILA SHOT"?

Straight from the "Well That's What You Get For Hanging Out With Paris Hilton" Files, we learn from A.P., that Nicole Richie was busted for DUI in Burbank, CA.

There's gotta be a joke in there somewhere about drinking on an empty stomach, but damned if I'm the man to go there.

(Oops. I just went there, didn't I? Oh well.)

20 Comments:

Blogger Ed in Westchester said...

Now they are saying Britney and Paris are more than just friends, more like friends with benefits.
I just relay what I read, I do not make comments on it.

OK, don't twist my arm.

So, does Britney use the old "Oops I did it again" line whilest they are doing overly friendly things? And is anyone taping this? Cause if so, I got a feeling there are a few that would buy THAT tape.

2:48 PM  
Anonymous Mike said...

Ugh. Far be it for me to frown at such things.

But when it's those two things in question . . .

2:50 PM  
Blogger Ed in Westchester said...

Can someone please tell me exactly why I should give two shits about Nicole Ritchie and Paris Hilton? I mean, I have nothing against nudity, but what have these girls done to deserve to be famous, besides going around pantiless and starving themselves to death? Lohan and Spears at least are an actress and singer (and I use each term loosely, as their boyfriends and such use them), but with all the rest of the messed up shit going on in the world, why is it that the Post and News and the rest need to throw news about them on Page 1? It is not getting me to buy those papers, I buy them anyway.
For the sports of course.

2:50 PM  
Blogger Ed in Westchester said...

good god man, were you sitting there waiting for me to post a comment.
jeez that was quick.

2:51 PM  
Anonymous Mike said...

Daughters of rich families. Think that about explains it.

3:14 PM  
Blogger George said...

Mike, you missed the scaries part of this story, and it's not that it IS a story, or that she was heading the wrong way in the carpool lane of a freeway, but this (from LA Observed): "Key stat from her booking sheet: the 25-year-old stands 5'1" and weighs 85 pounds."

5:09 PM  
Anonymous Mike said...

the 25-year-old stands 5'1" and weighs 85 pounds.

And that's after a night of partying! Could've been 82 pounds before she hit the clubs.

In all seriousness, someone get this poor girl some help, and away from Paris and the media's eye.

5:20 PM  
Blogger Comandante AgĂ­ said...

Well, at least she didn't expose her crotch in the process. Are you sure the Bush twins weren't involved in this situation? Sounds awfully suspicious.

5:30 PM  
Anonymous Mike said...

at least she didn't expose her crotch in the process.

Has this been established? Would it surprise you if paparrazi pics started making their way around the 'nets?

Are you sure the Bush twins weren't involved in this situation?

Well, since I've reached the point where I believe Bush is capable of any & all crimes, I'm prepared to believe this one too.

Come to think of it, has anyone established that Nicole, Paris, Britney, Jenna & Barbara are all different people? Has anyone ever seen more than two of them in one place.

Is it possible that there are two catch-all blonde daughters of privilege that just appear at hot spots, getting into trouble, drinking & flashing & kissing & making nuisances of themselves, changing identities at will?

5:40 PM  
Blogger Otto Man said...

I stumbled across a site that seems to be devoted to images of Britney, Paris, and Lindsay Lohan making asses out of themselves and flashing the petri dishes they call their private parts. It's called thesuperficial.com and it's full of trashy badness.

As for the main question, why anyone gives a crap about these rich, airhead, bitchy little shits, I really couldn't tell you.

8:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You were looking at the pictures weren't ya?

oh snap...

12:48 AM  
Anonymous Nick Adams said...

Hey, thanks for making it over to my blog. Appreciate it.
Looks like we have the same motivation for blogging--practicing law sucks sometimes.

3:19 AM  
Anonymous Mike said...

practicing law sucks sometimes.

Wait a second. You mean there are other beside me who dislike slaving away for vile clients under the aegis of equally vile partners?

Don't you at least enjoy the stellar reputation we hold among the world's non-lawyers?

5:42 AM  
Anonymous John Royal said...

So, the big question: did Nicole call her dad, and did he answer: "Hello. Is it me you're looking for?"

10:12 AM  
Anonymous Mike said...

did Nicole call her dad, and did he answer: "Hello. Is it me you're looking for?"

Yes! Well-done.

I know one thing for sure: he's never referred to her as a Brickhouse, though she's certainly let it all hang out on occasion.

10:22 AM  
Blogger Mr Furious said...

At 85 pounds, walking into a bar and absorbing the smell of alcohol through your skin has to put you over the limit...

And yeah, OM, thesuperficial.com is good for a laugh, I check it all the time. But even in that context, I usually find myself scrolling past the Paris, Ritchie and Lohan entries. I don't care enough to even laugh at them...

11:01 AM  
Anonymous John Royal said...

Okay, I've got to confess, I heard the "Hello, is it me you're looking for" line on Jim Rome yesterday. Still, I'm glad I got a chance to use it.

And, Mike, you're right, I don't think Lionel's ever called her a brickhouse. Though perhaps they can talk about hanging out "All Night Long."

And you know, I don't know what's worse for Britney, being married to K-Fed, or hanging out with Paris (and it seems to be that when you're with Paris, you literally let it all hang out).

11:10 AM  
Anonymous Mike said...

At 85 pounds, walking into a bar and absorbing the smell of alcohol through your skin has to put you over the limit...

Nice. Man, folks are bringing the A-game to this thread (even if some are stealing from Jim Rome).

Britney looks more and more like Mariah Carey (and not the 1991 version) with every day that passes. The "Toxic" video seems oh so long ago, doesn't it?

11:16 AM  
Anonymous John Royal said...

I'm thinking that Madonna sucked the life of Britney during that kiss. Kind of a Dorian Grey thing.

12:13 PM  
Anonymous Mike said...

Well, the Material Girl was into her Kabbalah phase, which she's since moved away from.

Maybe she was up to something mystical & crazy.

12:21 PM  

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