WAS SHE PARTYING "ALL NIGHT LONG"? WAS SHE "DANCIN' ON THE CEILING"? DID SHE HAVE "ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES A TEQUILA SHOT"?
There's gotta be a joke in there somewhere about drinking on an empty stomach, but damned if I'm the man to go there.
(Oops. I just went there, didn't I? Oh well.)