GENTLEMEN, START YOUR RESPIRATORS
Nope, nope, nope. Today's subject-matter will be even more unexpected: NASCAR.
(And you'd better know that if I'm posting about NASCAR, I'm mocking.)
So AP reports that a 72 year-old man -- who was the rookie of the year in 1966 -- plans to race, or qualify, or . . . whatever the hell it is that NASCAR drivers do, other than drive in circles and advertise for Valvoline.
72 years-old. And we're supposed to consider this a sport?