A TOUGH PILL TO SWALLOW . . . WITH COTTONMOUTH
Nonetheless, I'll admit to getting the giggles when I noticed that in addition to drowsiness, vertigo and dry mouth, "euphoria" is included among this weedless weed's "side effects."
That's like calling "getting paid" a side effect of employment.
Hey, maybe someday we'll have warning labels on sex partners: "Side effects may include sexually transmitted diseases, clinginess, random phone calls at inappropriate hours, huge swings in ego and self-esteem (depending on gender), as well as the extremely satisfying physical & emotional release known as orgasm."
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And finally, no B.S.: when I saved the initial draft of this post last night, the "word verification" to prove I'm not a spambot was "nxibake."
You can't make this stuff up.