WILDLIFE ALERT -- WEASEL WARNING

Wyoming has announced it will release cute, cuddly ferrets into the wild, based on a legislative determination that the State didn't screw up enough 64 years ago, when it released a giant weasel into the biosphere. Like that famously fat & smirking giant, the ferrets are members of the Weasel Family, and may roam freely, eventually reaching Washinton D.C. if they so choose.