11 YEAR OLD BOY RISES TO NUMBER TWO IN AL-QAIDA RANKS . . . BEFORE BEING KILLED. 6 YEAR OLD GOLDEN RETRIEVER SET TO REPLACE HIM TOMORROW
How many "second most senior figures" does al-Qaida have? Haven't we filled both a prison & a graveyard with al-Qaida's "second most senior figures" by now?
Far be it for me to suggest anything, but how's about we try to nail that, uhhhh, number one fellow? You know, the one Bush says is "irrelevant" to him.
Assuming of course, that we actually want to get him. Or that he's alive to get. Just sayin' . . .