Thursday, January 25, 2007


The Yahoo! News "Oxymoronic Headline Of The Day":
Paris Hilton's Private Items On Internet
When an exhibitionistic media creation's private parts are on the internet, I'm thinking this whole "private" concept needs to be disregarded.


Anonymous John Royal said...

What's the big deal? I thought "One Night In Paris" hit DVD a couple of years ago?

Oh, they're talking about different private parts. Now I get it.

10:35 AM  
Anonymous Mike said...

Her entire life is a Public Part.

12:08 PM  
Blogger DED said...

A Steve Martin nod. That's hot.

Just kidding about that 2nd sentence.

2:33 PM  
Anonymous Mike said...

A Steve Martin nod.

I was hoping someone would pick up on that.

Nice one, Ded.

3:41 PM  
Anonymous John Royal said...

Ah yes, Steve Martin. My mother got me this album for Christmas one year. When I was just young. And he starts in on this routine and my mother's listening...

Well, her reaction was as funny as Martin's routine. And Martin's routine was very funny.

4:50 PM  
Anonymous Mike said...

First comedy album I owned. Got it in 6th grade, I think. I got it for "King Tut," but I remember laughing my ass off at the whoel thing.

For some reason, the line about "her cat" always stuck with me. Maybe because in high school we did have a cat, even though I had a lack of . . .

Oh, and I also read "Cruel Shoes" in 6th grade. "Dogs in my Nose" was my favorite piece.

5:00 PM  
Blogger Comandante AgĂ­ said...

Not interested. I saw her sex tape three years, and it wasn't that exciting.

8:43 PM  
Blogger DED said...

I stole "Let's Get Small" and "Wild & Crazy Guy" from my Dad. I played those two so much I had them memorized. He was great back then. Now, he does all this schlock. He's only been in two good movies over the last 15 years or so: Novocaine and Bowfinger.

2:21 PM  

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