Thursday, January 25, 2007

C'MON, I WAS TALKING ABOUT HER CAT

The Yahoo! News "Oxymoronic Headline Of The Day":
Paris Hilton's Private Items On Internet
When an exhibitionistic media creation's private parts are on the internet, I'm thinking this whole "private" concept needs to be disregarded.

8 Comments:

Anonymous John Royal said...

What's the big deal? I thought "One Night In Paris" hit DVD a couple of years ago?

Oh, they're talking about different private parts. Now I get it.

10:35 AM  
Anonymous Mike said...

Her entire life is a Public Part.

12:08 PM  
Blogger DED said...

A Steve Martin nod. That's hot.

Just kidding about that 2nd sentence.

2:33 PM  
Anonymous Mike said...

A Steve Martin nod.

I was hoping someone would pick up on that.

Nice one, Ded.

3:41 PM  
Anonymous John Royal said...

Ah yes, Steve Martin. My mother got me this album for Christmas one year. When I was just young. And he starts in on this routine and my mother's listening...

Well, her reaction was as funny as Martin's routine. And Martin's routine was very funny.

4:50 PM  
Anonymous Mike said...

First comedy album I owned. Got it in 6th grade, I think. I got it for "King Tut," but I remember laughing my ass off at the whoel thing.

For some reason, the line about "her cat" always stuck with me. Maybe because in high school we did have a cat, even though I had a lack of . . .

Oh, and I also read "Cruel Shoes" in 6th grade. "Dogs in my Nose" was my favorite piece.

5:00 PM  
Blogger Comandante AgĂ­ said...

Not interested. I saw her sex tape three years, and it wasn't that exciting.

8:43 PM  
Blogger DED said...

I stole "Let's Get Small" and "Wild & Crazy Guy" from my Dad. I played those two so much I had them memorized. He was great back then. Now, he does all this schlock. He's only been in two good movies over the last 15 years or so: Novocaine and Bowfinger.

2:21 PM  

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