Wednesday, April 04, 2007

BU-BU-BUT, DID SHE CONSULT WITH THE DECIDER FIRST?

In one of the most amazing moments of "intellectual" confluence in world history, Every Single Republican in the United States thought the same thing, at the same time, when hearing the news that House Speaker (and liberal woman!) Nancy Pelosi met with the President of Syria.

Safe to say they weren't thinking about her legs (though that, alone, tells me more about what's wrong with them than anything else).

Any thoughts on the content of this unprecedented group-think moment? Share with us.

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22 Comments:

Blogger Thrillhous said...

Love the label.

And now the wingnuts are up in arms because she wore a scarf over her hair in a mosque. How dare she show respect to someone else's religion!

11:12 AM  
Blogger Mike said...

Perhaps they'd have preferred her to wear the skirt as seen in the photo op with Assad to the mosque, and the head-scarf when she met with him.

Obviously, they'd prefer for her not to be Speaker of the House, so all things following from that are moot.

11:16 AM  
Blogger George said...

Yep, she's not going to get anything right for the rightwingers.

And my response is: HA HA.

12:35 PM  
Blogger Mike said...

Nothing would undo their goals quite like peace in the Middle East.

Now I'm not quite ready to hold my breath for that just because Nancy went to Damascus, but you can see ther panic on the Boys' Faces when they heard about this one.

Nothing worse for the prospects of eternal war than a woman on a peace mission.

12:41 PM  
Blogger DED said...

Safe to say they weren't thinking about her legs (though that, alone, tells me more about what's wrong with them than anything else).

Nice gams for 67.

1:40 PM  
Blogger Mike said...

67, huh?

Nice gams

Ain't it the truth.

1:43 PM  
Blogger DED said...

67, according to Wiki. That took me by surprise, hence my need to comment about them.

1:50 PM  
Blogger Mike said...

Wow! That makes her 10 months older than Cheney! Meanwhile he looks old enough to be her father.

(Not really, but you know what I mean.)

2:04 PM  
Blogger George said...

And Cheney has horrible legs, too.

2:36 PM  
Blogger DCup said...

Safe to say they weren't thinking about her legs (though that, alone, tells me more about what's wrong with them than anything else).

I don't know where it originates, but everytime Nancy Pelosi is in the news, my blog gets a bunch of people who've found me by searching for pictures of Madame Speaker's breasts.

Once it was Howard Stern who prompted the flurry of activity. Since then - I don't know. I just picture people sitting in front of their teevees and she comes on the screen and they think "damn, she's got some nice tits. I'm going to go see if there are nekkid pictures of her on the internets."

P.S. I could only hope to look that good at 67. Scarf or no scarf.

2:57 PM  
Anonymous waitingforthealiens said...

Now try to imagine Keith snorting Cheney"s ashes.

2:59 PM  
Blogger Mike said...

I've never seen Cheney's legs. And thank god for that. I heard a rumor once that his lawyer made fun of his legs.

And look what Dick did to him.

I just picture people sitting in front of their teevees and she comes on the screen and they think "damn, she's got some nice tits. I'm going to go see if there are nekkid pictures of her on the internets."

You don't do that? Hmmm, guess it's a "man" thing.

try to imagine Keith snorting Cheney"s ashes.

The high fat content probably makes 'em nutritious, or sneezeless, or something.

3:05 PM  
Anonymous waitingforthealiens said...

Sneezeless perhaps, but not sleezeless.

3:46 PM  
Blogger Mr Furious said...

And Cheney has horrible legs, too.

LOL! What's the matter, you don't get turned on by gout?

5:07 PM  
Blogger Mr Furious said...

Nice gams for 67.

Nancy Pelosi: SOHILF

5:10 PM  
Blogger George said...

Denny Hastert &ne SOHILF

'Cause when Denny sat around the House, he sat around the House.

6:43 PM  
Blogger Mike said...

Nancy Pelosi: SOHILF

Indeed. Between her and Helen Mirren -- GILTF/AAWILTF -- it's been a big year for ILFs.

Denny Hastert ≠ SOHILF

I'll not speak for the ladies, or the gents so inclined, but I have to think Denny gets the IHF suffix.

So, he could be the FFIHF, or "fat fuck I'd hate to fuck."

Or is that too alliterative?

7:25 PM  
Blogger DCup said...

Thanks for adding me to your blog roll!

Okay - I feel like a complete moron. What are the following:
SOHILF?
GILTF/AAWILTF?

I'm afraid to google it after I've mocked people for googling Pelosi's tits.

And definitely - Hastert is a FFIHF. No question.

9:43 PM  
Blogger Mike said...

DCup -

Furious & I made those up. The "officially recognized" term is "MILF," or "Mother I'd Love To Fuck." I suppose you knew that one; if not I fear I may have violated the Guys' Handbook or Something.

GILF is "Grandmother I'd . . . " which really gained traction after Mirren had half the world drooling over her 65+ year old body.

I figure that Furious meant "Speaker Of The House I'd like . . . " for SOHILF. As usual, I went straight to plaid and offered AAWILF (I shouldn't have included the extra "T") which is "Acadamy Award Winner . . . "

If you end up hanging out here you'll learn -- as others already know -- to roll with about 75% of my prattling. No one else reads everything I say; no reason to enter that uncharted territory.

7:34 AM  
Blogger DED said...

Nancy Pelosi: SOHILF

LOL!

12:51 PM  
Blogger Coop said...

Dang, Mike, I miss your column(s) for a few days and I miss all the fun!!! Mannnnn...

SOHILF!? You guys are gonna burn!

5:03 PM  
Blogger Mike said...

I miss your column(s) for a few days and I miss all the fun!!!

That'll teach you to roam.

Meanwhile: Furious, I think we may as well give you the Comment Of The Year Award right now and start looking for the Intercontinental Champ, or the Gold Globe winner, or one of those 2nd tier awards.

5:18 PM  

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