DON'T BE A JERK-OFF
Reuters reports -- and let me say straight off, this is not not a fake news story -- that in the UK, a "leading reproductive healthcare charity," the Terrence Higgins Trust, will sponsor a "Masturbate-a-thon." And the fuckers didn't invite me. Some people, man.
In a quotation that I'm gonna have to stash away in the "You Don't Say?" Files, Marie Stopes, who is co-sponsoring the event with the Higgins Trust, told reporters that, "It is a bit of a publicity stunt but we hope it will raise awareness." Oh it'll raise something: the bloodpressure of stiff-lipped Brits reading about this; the hopes of some of the attendees; not to mention the obvious.
And speaking of that "obvious" (which is nonetheless funny in that adolescent way we all love deep down), check out the Yahoo! headline: "Hundreds Expected To Come To 'Masturbate-a-thon."
What I'm wondering, though: who has to clean up after this thing's over?
In a quotation that I'm gonna have to stash away in the "You Don't Say?" Files, Marie Stopes, who is co-sponsoring the event with the Higgins Trust, told reporters that, "It is a bit of a publicity stunt but we hope it will raise awareness." Oh it'll raise something: the bloodpressure of stiff-lipped Brits reading about this; the hopes of some of the attendees; not to mention the obvious.
And speaking of that "obvious" (which is nonetheless funny in that adolescent way we all love deep down), check out the Yahoo! headline: "Hundreds Expected To Come To 'Masturbate-a-thon."
What I'm wondering, though: who has to clean up after this thing's over?
posted by Mike at 7:54 AM
2 Comments:
This is wrong on so many levels.
Most notably . . . they didn't invite me!
Post a Comment
<< Home