Stuff I Wanna Write About.
posted by Mike at 9:45 AM
d'Oh! I couldn't resist this one either. Very funny.
Flemdar hoisted his trustry cudgel, Rhinoslayer, above his shoulder, ready to meet the charge from the fearsome beast. "You shall not pass!" he yelled at it. "You will not trample these begonias, petunias, and marigolds! Begone foul grazer!"But Flemdar's one chance to strike the beast went awry. The rhino charged him, impaling the garden gnome on its horn. With a shake of its head, Flemdar was tossed into the azaelas. The rhino then grazed on the flowers in peace.
Tom - Some photos just scream "Choose me," don't they?DED - I try to tell my friends that this urban gardening thing is fraught with danger & adventure. But they don't believe me. Your tale may help
This is exactly why I live in an apartment with no yard or garden.
Generik - Rhinos digging up your top soil, huh? Sucks!
Perhaps the troll finds out it's not always good to end up horny.
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