I LOVE WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH YOUR SLYBROWS
Forget the human growth hormone contretemps. Anyone wanna explain what the hell's up with Sly's eyebrows?A little "work," anyone?
(And now that we're on it, what the hell's going on with his neck??? And his hair?)
posted by Mike at 10:08 AM
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You ARE having fun with the labels...
LOL!
I just noticed the title. Slybrows. Good stuff.
In general his face sort of looks like it got meat tenderized in the way he practiced in the first Rocky movie.
What about his mouth? Dang, there's so much wrong with that picture I don't know where to start. I did not have sex with that, whatever it was...
Furious -
Glad to see someone enjoys it. You may be a community of one, but that's fine by me.
George -
I didn't see Rocky Balboa. Was there a scene where he trained by punching himself? "Gonna Die Now"?
I don't know where to start.
Try. No better place than here.
The eyebrows say "surprise!" while the eyes themselves say "huh?"
Nice.
Sly claims the he borrowed the bag from Barry Bonds. Bonds claims to have borrowed it from Mark Sweeney.
Sly claims the he borrowed the bag
The one under each eye, or the one that contained the HGH?
(I realize I sound like Joan Rivers' long-lost gay son today, whining about his appearence & all, but he looks SO fucked up, I really can't believe it.)
I refuse to hear any badmouthing of the actor who gave us cinematic gems such as "Over the Top" and "Stop or My Mom Will Shoot".
Don't forget Rhinestone and Oscar.
Sly's a national treasure. That's why this defacing of his . . . uhhh, face shouldn't be permitted. He'll be looking like the aforementioned Joan Rivers in no time:
Did he have a tracheotomy go bad, or does he have an "innie" instead of the usual "outie" for an Adam's apple? Grotesque is the kindest thing I can think of to say.
does he have an "innie" instead of the usual "outie" for an Adam's apple?
Good one.
Obviously he had his Adam's Apple reduced, and his eyebrows waxed, in preparation for becoming a transsexual.
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