Tuesday, March 13, 2007

I LOVE WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH YOUR SLYBROWS

Forget the human growth hormone contretemps. Anyone wanna explain what the hell's up with Sly's eyebrows?

A little "work," anyone?

(And now that we're on it, what the hell's going on with his neck??? And his hair?)

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14 Comments:

Blogger Mr Furious said...

You ARE having fun with the labels...

11:37 AM  
Blogger Mr Furious said...

LOL!

I just noticed the title. Slybrows. Good stuff.

11:38 AM  
Blogger George said...

In general his face sort of looks like it got meat tenderized in the way he practiced in the first Rocky movie.

12:39 PM  
Blogger Mort said...

What about his mouth? Dang, there's so much wrong with that picture I don't know where to start. I did not have sex with that, whatever it was...

1:09 PM  
Blogger Mike said...

Furious -

Glad to see someone enjoys it. You may be a community of one, but that's fine by me.

George -

I didn't see Rocky Balboa. Was there a scene where he trained by punching himself? "Gonna Die Now"?

I don't know where to start.

Try. No better place than here.

1:21 PM  
Blogger Smitty said...

The eyebrows say "surprise!" while the eyes themselves say "huh?"

1:36 PM  
Blogger Mike said...

Nice.

1:42 PM  
Blogger Ed in Westchester said...

Sly claims the he borrowed the bag from Barry Bonds. Bonds claims to have borrowed it from Mark Sweeney.

2:51 PM  
Blogger Mike said...

Sly claims the he borrowed the bag

The one under each eye, or the one that contained the HGH?

(I realize I sound like Joan Rivers' long-lost gay son today, whining about his appearence & all, but he looks SO fucked up, I really can't believe it.)

2:55 PM  
Blogger Rickey Henderson said...

I refuse to hear any badmouthing of the actor who gave us cinematic gems such as "Over the Top" and "Stop or My Mom Will Shoot".

4:29 PM  
Blogger Mike said...

Don't forget Rhinestone and Oscar.

Sly's a national treasure. That's why this defacing of his . . . uhhh, face shouldn't be permitted. He'll be looking like the aforementioned Joan Rivers in no time:

4:34 PM  
Anonymous Steve H. said...

Did he have a tracheotomy go bad, or does he have an "innie" instead of the usual "outie" for an Adam's apple? Grotesque is the kindest thing I can think of to say.

9:11 PM  
Blogger Mike said...

does he have an "innie" instead of the usual "outie" for an Adam's apple?

Good one.

6:58 AM  
Blogger DWPittelli said...

Obviously he had his Adam's Apple reduced, and his eyebrows waxed, in preparation for becoming a transsexual.

8:11 PM  

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