Monday, March 26, 2007


Monday (ugh) Morning. Tom explains.

1. "6236," uploaded by "xxxxxxxxx" on March 3, 2007:

***Author's Note: Picture & photographer's "name" removed at request of slightly paranoid anonymous mother***

Now you'll have to wonder what the caption below means. I assure you it's not as exciting as you think.

Whoa, I said "tickle me," not molest me!

2. "6236," uploaded by "cospho" on September 27, 2005:

After one too many arrogant "Western Culture" lectures by Professor Goldstein -- visiting lecturer at The University of Taipei -- Lao Shin was determined to prove once and for all that "those damn Jews aren't the only ones with horns."

3. "_MG_6236, uploaded by "gyomesz1" on November 9, 2006:

Whattaya mean we have to pay for the wedding??? I thought I just say "I do" and take you back to that cheesy room upstairs.

4. "IMG_6236," uploaded by "madhog" on August 14, 2005:

No matter how long they sat & stared, the undeniable fact that cold beers, char-broiled steaks, and scantily-clad college girls weren't popping out of Brad's "Magic Plastic Container" wasn't taking hold.

They were gonna give it just 5 minutes more.

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Blogger Mort said...

That girl at the top is going to suffer permanent damage to her eyes if they don't get her some glasses that fit.

11:03 AM  
Blogger Mike said...


I think I also injured barney's ego. I got him mixed up with Elmo.

11:26 AM  
Anonymous Kelly said...

I like the last two. That groom looks awfully irritated. And those backyard barbeque guys look awfully depressed.

(Now why does that make me so happy?)

I've probably had too much coffee already...

11:42 AM  
Anonymous Steve H. said...

Funny and strangely inspirational this week, Mike. Ah, Barney, my old nemesis -- we meet again...

12:14 PM  
Blogger Mike said...

Thanks, Steve. And I guess I should give Kelly a half thanks, since she liked half the pics. ;-)

12:22 PM  
Blogger George said...

I pondered photos 2 & 3 myself, but passed. You done them good.

Sometimes this random Flickr-blogging feels just like the guys in the last photo, no?

12:34 PM  
Blogger Mike said...

Sometimes this random Flickr-blogging feels just like the guys in the last photo, no?


But, in fairness, it's a nice way to open up Monday. You know, to just sliiiiiiiiide back into things after a weekend of cobweb-growing.

12:40 PM  
Blogger Ben Varkentine said...

Re the second RF Blogging image can lick your RF Blogging image...

2:04 PM  
Blogger Mike said...

Ben - You trying to say that all Asian chicks look the same?

Or something about "me so horny"?

*** Disclaimer, not only am I "allowed" to make shady Jewish jokes . . . because I'm Jewish, but Mrs. Mike is Korean, so I can make equally outrageous Asian jokes. Bwahahahah, my birth & my nuptials in service of my stupid sense of humor. What a life.***

2:15 PM  
Blogger Comandante AgĂ­ said...

I sure hate Barney, but nothing's a worse influence on a child than a Tickle Me Emo doll

4:16 PM  
Blogger Mike said...

That's pretty funny.

4:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for showing me the pitfalls of putting my daughter's pictures on the internet. They were posted to make it easier for FAMILY to see since they all live far away. But I'll be sure to make sure they not so easy for strangers to find in the future. As far as her glasses... She was two years old in that picture and small for her age. Not so easy to provide "glasses that fit."

8:44 PM  
Blogger Mike said...

Anonymous -

Sorry if this upset you in any way. Your daughter is adorable, and the joke seems to be on Barney.

8:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The upsetting part was finding my daughters face on the same page with the words "molest me". I know that she is adorable. She's my world and I want to keep her safe. Now, I realize my best intentions put her at risk. If I could so easily find her picture on your page, then some freak googling the wrong combination of words could find her, too. If there is any way that you could remove her picture from your blog, I would appreciate it.

1:31 PM  
Blogger Mike said...

There you go. It's gone.

Now I get to offer my unsolicited opinion:

1. You are WAYYYYYY overreacting.

2. You're slightly paranoid.

3. I find it hard to reconcile your fears & concerns when it was you who put your daughter's picture on the web in the first place.

That said, it's so far from a big deal from my perspective that I'd be an asshole if I hadn't taken the picture down (you got the removal of your Flickr name as a bonus).

Hope this allows you to sleep at night, knowing that no one is attempting the impossible task of tracking down your daughter via an unidentified picture on a barely-read blog.


7:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you.

4:08 PM  
Blogger joshua said...

i was informed about a blog containing my daughters pic mixed with a sexual comment...(even if it's in fun) daughter pic was her being a child(innocent fun0 your comments as to say molest me could be construed to some pervert out there as saying come do it...there are assholes out there who prey on a graphic artist myself and use photos alot in visual would ya like to have an innocent pic of u put up paying for somthing...maby a caption on selling out a client...and mort before u can make any jokes suprised u put down your food long enough to even type somthing...what are ya 300 lbs?...mabye u should diet before u have a corenary...mabye if ya spent time in a mirror fixing your hair and stoped looking at kiddie porn u may see how pathetic of a piece of humanity u are....i bet you was a kid at school who got made fun of by bigger kids..mabye cause u was fat..mabye cause u are gay who knows...i thank ya for taking her pic down...the comment was uncalled for...never know who ur insulting on here and maybe next time you could find the perverbial horses head next to ya in bed...(Family joke)the point matter what you dont use a childs pic with sexual overtones...unless either you have a predisposition to think sexualy of children....or 2 whs either molested or are a molester or short that was in very bad taste...ur lucky it was her mom that caught it and not me id have sent someone to see ya...and believe me you would not have liked it very much at all

5:19 PM  

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