LADIES, WHAT TO DO ABOUT THAT STALKER?
In an entry straight from the "I'm Gonna Guess These Two Ain't Too Smart" Files, Reuters informs us that David Brown, a 24 year-old fella from Britain, woke from a dream and decided to text message the phone number that appeared to him as he slept. How'd he come up with the number? He has no idea:
"I've no idea how I ended up with her number in my head -- it's only a few digits different from mine."Uhhh, maybe I have an idea, David. Meanwhile, after genius boy texted a message to himself, swiftus number two, Brit Bird Michelle Kitson, decided that even though "it was really weird," she was nevertheless "absolutely hooked."