And in today's episode of Lose-Lose, we learn that Whitney Houston has won custody of her 14 year-old daughter
, fathered by oft-incarcerated pop "star," Bobby Brown. I'm sure the young girl is overjoyed for the opportunity to be raised by her part-time coke-head mother instead of her full-time coke-head Dad. Joy abounds in the Houston family.
And for my favorite quotation, I offer this, straight from the mouth of the lady who warbled that she'll always love him (or was she singing about Costner?):
"He's [Brown] unreliable. If he says he's going to come, sometimes he does. Usually he doesn't."
I guess it's his prerogative.
(Oh, c'mon! You knew
I was gonna find a way to get that in there, didn't you?)
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