ONE THIRD (IF NOT MORE) OF MY FELLOW CITIZENS ARE TOO STUPID TO BE ALLOWED TO VOTE

So the V.P candidate winks and goofs around and thinks "Foreign Policy" is the name of the plan to deport immigrants.*

But she ain't at the top of the ticket.

No. The man at the top of the ticket refers to a United States Senator, a United States Senator who just happens to be running for President of the United States (and is whoopin' his ass), as "That Guy."

Referring to him as "that guy" while he disdainfully points over his shoulder.

(And, if you haven't noticed, "that guy" is {whispering} Black. Makes it even more weird, huh?)

I have a plan to create jobs, save the economy, and preserve the nation on Election Day: begin today building temporary prisons in which we will hold everyone who remains "undecided" or supports McCain. We round them up the morning of November 4, and then they can go free once the polls close. We'll feed them, let them watch TV. They can even have conjugal visits (and birth control!).

What the hell. Let's give them Obama & Osama dartboards to keep them entertained. Anything they want.

But they can't vote.
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* Not true. As far as I'm aware.

But it wouldn't surprise you, would it?