ECONOMY IN DECLINE

This, from a JPMorgan Chase spokesman (that'd be the same JP Morgan Chase that received $25 billion of money from you!) in reference to where, exactly, all the bailout money has been going:

We've lent some of it. We've not lent some of it. We've not given any accounting of, 'Here's how we're doing it.' We have not disclosed that to the public. We're declining to.

They're "declining" to. Pretty ironic, since I would've "declined" them the goddamn money in the first place.