In a remarkable development, President Bush boldly approached the Truth today, buying it a drink, exchanging pleasantries, wittily complimenting it on its appearence, and even lightly placing his hand upon its as it laughed heartily at one of his bromides. To wit, speaking about America's efforts in Iraq
We're Not Winning
But alas, the cold-feet, low self-esteem, and lack of a real pair did him in again, as it always has. That's right folks, I'm sorry to report that George returned to his side of the bar to rejoin Dick and his other buds without the digits
. The Truth will not be sharing the White House bed with Georgie tonight:
You know, I think an interesting construct that General Pace uses is, 'We're not winning, we're not losing.' There's been some very positive developments. And you take a step back and look at progress in Iraq, you say, well, it's amazing — constitutional democracy in the heart of the Middle East, which is a remarkable development in itself.
Oh well. But it's progress. At this rate, he'll get the phone number next time and only blow it once he gets the Truth back to his pad, deciding to play Metallica
, serve Old Milwaukee in a can, and put on Monday Night Football, before inviting it to the couch.