ARCHDUKES WARNED TO BE ALERT FOR ASSASSINS
According to Reuters, the results of a recent pan-European poll reveal that 87% of Europeans are "happy."
And in order to "remedy this historically inconsistent state of affairs," the leaders of Germany, France, The United Kingdom, Russia, and Italy have announced their joint, Five Nation Plan to begin a continent-wide war of destruction immediately.
And in order to "remedy this historically inconsistent state of affairs," the leaders of Germany, France, The United Kingdom, Russia, and Italy have announced their joint, Five Nation Plan to begin a continent-wide war of destruction immediately.
posted by Mike at 8:44 AM
6 Comments:
After the title, it really didn't matter what you wrote. Congrats.
And you didn't even drag in Franz Ferdinand's "Take Me Out."
I was thinking of titling it with some pun on Prince/princip.
But I figured this one was enough.
A continent wide war in europe? fantastic--I'll dust off my Risk board.
It'll all start when some Frenchman in a castle tells some Brit on the ground that he spits in his general direction.
I think that it'll take more than spit. A good fart should do it.
I'll dust off my Risk board.
And start rolling those sixes.
John & DED - I can see a round of Monty Python quotations flowing here.
Not sure if that's good or bad, of course. Beats Star Trek quotations though.
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