A VERY BRIEF QUIZ FOR MET FANS (OR ANYONE ELSE SO INCLINED)
Guillermo Mota has _______.
(a) An ERA over six.
(b) No business appearing in a major league game.
(c) An open-ended invitation to introduce his ass to my steel-toed boot-wearing foot.
(d) Photos of Willie & Omar in a very compromising position with a retarded dwarf named Fred.
(e) All of the above.
Whoever answers correctly wins a spot in the Met bullpen.
(a) An ERA over six.
(b) No business appearing in a major league game.
(c) An open-ended invitation to introduce his ass to my steel-toed boot-wearing foot.
(d) Photos of Willie & Omar in a very compromising position with a retarded dwarf named Fred.
(e) All of the above.
Whoever answers correctly wins a spot in the Met bullpen.
Labels: Is Mota Spanish For Shitty Pitcher?, Mota Must Go, Where? I Don't Care
posted by Mike at 7:48 AM
6 Comments:
All of the above, plus a real need to violate the MLB drug policy again....if he doesn't get caught, he can be a pitcher (don't even need to say good), if he does get caught, he's off the team. I see drugs as a clear win-win here.
Guillermo Mota has________
(f) Rickey hiding behind the couch whenever he comes out of the bullpen.
Uh-oh, only 2 self-identified Mets fans left. Goodbye, rats, the sinking ships all ours!
Here's the missing '
Include the author. 3 fans.
OK, maybe you should subtract me from the Mets fan group.
Jo-Hell shuts them out?!
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