Monday, September 17, 2007

A VERY BRIEF QUIZ FOR MET FANS (OR ANYONE ELSE SO INCLINED)

Guillermo Mota has _______.

(a) An ERA over six.
(b) No business appearing in a major league game.
(c) An open-ended invitation to introduce his ass to my steel-toed boot-wearing foot.
(d) Photos of Willie & Omar in a very compromising position with a retarded dwarf named Fred.
(e) All of the above.

Whoever answers correctly wins a spot in the Met bullpen.

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6 Comments:

Blogger George said...

All of the above, plus a real need to violate the MLB drug policy again....if he doesn't get caught, he can be a pitcher (don't even need to say good), if he does get caught, he's off the team. I see drugs as a clear win-win here.

10:05 AM  
Blogger Rickey Henderson said...

Guillermo Mota has________

(f) Rickey hiding behind the couch whenever he comes out of the bullpen.

11:31 AM  
Blogger George said...

Uh-oh, only 2 self-identified Mets fans left. Goodbye, rats, the sinking ships all ours!

2:09 PM  
Blogger George said...

Here's the missing '

2:10 PM  
Blogger Mike said...

Include the author. 3 fans.

11:05 AM  
Blogger George said...

OK, maybe you should subtract me from the Mets fan group.

Jo-Hell shuts them out?!

1:38 AM  

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