RATS ON THE WESTSIDE, BED BUGS UP YOUR NOSE?
Exhibit A why it's probably not a good idea to snort your dead father's ashes (H/T to Everyone on Teh Intertubes):
While I wish I was a clever-enough sick fuck to have made this one up, alas that's not the case. Because Keith Richards is the place where fiction goes to die. This one's true: Keif snorted dear ole' Dad and found it gave him true drug satisfaction.
There must be a joke in here about making a dead man cum, but I'm not gonna be the one to do it.
While I wish I was a clever-enough sick fuck to have made this one up, alas that's not the case. Because Keith Richards is the place where fiction goes to die. This one's true: Keif snorted dear ole' Dad and found it gave him true drug satisfaction.There must be a joke in here about making a dead man cum, but I'm not gonna be the one to do it.
Labels: Salt Of The Earth, Shattered Bones, You Can't Always Get What You Want Unless You're Keith Richards
posted by Mike at 9:10 AM
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