Tuesday, August 12, 2008

ALMOST GOT A NEW JOB. ALMOST

So I got a call from Omar Minaya last night. He asked me if I'd sign with the Mets as a relief pitcher, but I had to say "no." Hell, my fastball hits 59 MPH on a warm day and I can easily throw strikes 38% of the time. And you know what he offered me? The minimum salary!

I told him to pound sand. Let 'im stick with Heilman, Feliciano, Smith, Schoeneweis & friends.

I already have a job.

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3 Comments:

Blogger Rickey Henderson said...

Whither Sid Finch?

8:07 AM  
Blogger Smitty said...

Hey...I mihgt be called to suit-up to serve as the Detroit Lions QB, so I'll be looking for a big pay increase too.

2:17 PM  
Blogger George said...

Let me guess, you haven't blogged since Tuesday as you're working on your split-fingered fastball.

12:21 PM  

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