WARNING! A GANG FROM QUEENS N.Y. IS TRYING TO KILL ME
And the worst part? They told me they'd return tonight, threatening to do the same thing one more time.
Much though I like the company of friends & neighbors, probably not a good idea to join me for a couple days. In fact, the situation is so disturbing, so hellish, so violative of norms of acceptable behavior, maybe you shouldn't even attempt to read about this gang from Queens.
Hey, it's your life. You've been warned.